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[longitudinal]

That's alright. It's more fun that way.

He's fun. You should have introduced us properly, and sooner.

[holyposition]

This is his first time here! I've been occupied 😘

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He fits right in.

Where'd you meet him?

[holyposition]

We were chasing the same guy at some bar. Once we realized it we decided we should make out to get his attention but he ended up being boring. We hit it off though! We've been close ever since.

[longitudinal]

Hope the guy knew what he missed out on.

Well you better dance with me at the next party. Drag him in too sometime. He's easy on the eyes.

[ but it's always more than that, of course. ]

[holyposition]

I'll save one for you at the orgy. Koby wouldn't miss one for the world.