Also please. Marriage with benefits. We get the health insurance, all the clout, and we can both see who we want until we decide we like someone. Then we can have a very messy and dramatic breakup, get twitter hot on our tails and live happily ever after.
God, you’re right. Marry me immediately so you can move to Europe and not have to worry about bullshit like health insurance. Might not be too late to swim for Italy.
Oh, you know. He wants me to be more than the younger guy he fucks through his mid-life crises. Gotta calm him down every once in a while. He's great though. He'll make someone really happy after he wraps up his meltdown.
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Rotten luck. Not the worst deal though, if he's not expecting any repeats.
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And no, he knows there are no repeats. It was boring, Teo.
But tell me - the dating. What's the favor for? Who are we trying to fool, and why?
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My parents. They're all up in arms about "inappropriate age gaps".
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But wait - age gaps? Who's the lucky old man?
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Harry. He's 37 and recently divorced. Papa's on a tear.
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Also 37 isn't that bad, what's their deal?
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They want to marry me off to someone richer or more famous, I guess.
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And gross that they think the can dictate that. We'll get fake married if that's the prerogative. Really cause a scene.
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They'd come around on it, if you can pull out the win.
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And I don't know about gold - guess I'll have to settle being your long-term trophy wife and you can have all the mistresses you want.
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You know I wouldn't put you through that. The marraige part, at least.
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Also please. Marriage with benefits. We get the health insurance, all the clout, and we can both see who we want until we decide we like someone. Then we can have a very messy and dramatic breakup, get twitter hot on our tails and live happily ever after.
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God, you’re right. Marry me immediately so you can move to Europe and not have to worry about bullshit like health insurance. Might not be too late to swim for Italy.
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Oh see, now you're talking. Good healthcare, a hot husband, and an Italian villa? Say less. Let me get a ring. 😉
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💍💍
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Also how many carats are we talking? I'm not a gold Olympian yet!
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Depends on how you place :)
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... you're impossible. If I get gold, you get to pick the ring. We'll go shopping together.
[ fake marriage or not, he'll buy tim a cute little ring. ]
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I have too much faith in your winning chances to take that deal, Quentin.
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And wait - if you take the deal only you benefit from it. You could pick any ring in the world.
Phelps is going to kick my ass though, so you're probably making the safe bet. I just need to bring one more medal home and I think dad will be happy.
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Meaning...you're gonna quit after Beijing?
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I don't know what I'd do after that, anyway. Dad will probably try and make me enlist again but that's not happening.
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Travel, maybe. But that takes a job, which makes money, and then I'd just be working to figure it out. Might as well swim, right?
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Are you okay? For money? If you need to get away for a while, I can make that happen, you know.
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